Now I just need the public school system to fund it.
You guys, is this me or is this me: Elementary Special Projects Manager. Picture it! I'll oversee greenhouse repairs, be sponsor of bus patrol, manage the school store. Right now, for those of you keeping track at home, only one of those things is happening. The one I'm in charge of. Greenhouse repair seems to have mysteriously fallen to our counselor, no further comment on my opinion about any aspect of that.
I could literally sit here and spend my days thinking of Special Projects I would Manage as Elementary Special Projects Manager. SIGH.