"3. Anyone, please, please please tell us if we can buy appliances and get termite extermination to install/service before whenever closing happens. We are more than happy to pay for them out of our own pocket. The logistics of installation/termite service are what seem to be the problem -- can someone open the door for Lowe's to put in a refrigerator and oven? Can someone let the termite guy in? These problems seem far too simple to solve to prevent us from purchasing a house. In case it matters, the homeowner's insurance that I have already paid for is starting on Thursday.This email sent a swift kick in the pants to the various ladies involved, and better approximations at answers were sent. So that morning (Tuesday morning, no less), we pretty much gave up on the whole endeavor whatsoever. I was thinking about how to gracefully and embarrassingly end it on here, and resign myself to staying in this house or finding an apartment or whatever. It was a pretty awful, dire situation. But now, now! Now we have people vaguely making things happen. Unfortunately, Someone Important didn't get back to Someone Else Important and then took most of Friday off, so we don't have actual permission to do anything yet. But we are expecting this permission, and the necessary changes are so reasonable! Wish us luck, three readers. And keep your fingers crossed for May 22.
4. And MML #1 and MML #2, please tell me if these conditions happen before closing, if we can just for goodness' sake have a conventional loan.
I expect answers to these four items before the close of business today. We have been more than compliant, and these problems are way too last-minute for my taste. The fact that closing needs to be pushed back should have been brought up weeks ago. The lack of communication here is profoundly disturbing, and we still want in plain English, a straight and reasonable answer about the status of our purchase of this house. I've noticed throughout this process that we will ask a question, and in the response emails, it hasn't been answered -- hedged, if anything. That is so not acceptable, it's not even funny.
Keep in mind that these aren't numbers and issues to us, this is our house. We need to move. We've already made and broken plans with each other, friends, and family to pack, renovate the kitchen counters, and move in and clean the whole place this Saturday. One of our housemates has taken to smoking inside the house despite emails to her and the landlord, and it gets vented literally into my face all night long. We're relying on the kindness of our current landlord to put up with these back-and-forth issues on are-we-aren't-we, and when. We haven't gotten the sense from you that you appreciate what this is to us. This is your job, and this is our life."
Now. The best of times. I went to my first (!) lindy exchange and almost died of love and joy. Made so many friends, was such a better dancer. Someone please tell me how to get Justin to start dancing (read: please hook him up with private lessons), and my life will be even more complete than it already is.